I want a black Gummi Bear. You ever see a black Gummi Bear? No, because Gummi Bears are as racist as hell. They come in every color but black. They got orange, yellow, green, invisible -- come on. They must have got somebody on the candy committee like, 'We gave you n*****s a jelly bean nobody eats. We're not going to take a chance on a Gummi Bear.'
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