I recently saw a billboard that said, 'If you smoke, please try these.' Right under it, there was a huge warning label, 'Warning: Surgeon General has determined smoking causes lung cancer.' That's kind of an insane message when you consider cigarettes kill more than a thousand people a day in this country, way more than Saddam Hussein. Could you imagine a billboard that said, 'If you're going to jump in front of the train, shouldn't you be wearing Reeboks?'
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