A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room.
"Apparently, my problem is that I have a nice cooter."
"Excuse me?" says the husband.
"That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter." The husband is a bit angry and goes in to talk to the doctor.
"What's this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation."
"That's not what I said," says the doctor. "I said she has acute angina."
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