A guy went to the doctor to quit smoking, and the doctor gave him a nicotine patch, which he promptly put on his penis. A couple of weeks, he came back to the doctor's.
"How's it going?" the doctor asked him.
"Great," he replied. "I haven't had a butt in weeks."
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