A mother takes her four-year-old to the hospital to have his tonsils removed. She asks the the doctor if he could also perform a circumcision while the boy's under. The doctor agrees.
When the boy returns to kindergarten, a classmate tells him that he is also going to get his tonsils removed.
The four-year-old tells his friend, "They're not where you think they are."
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