-- -- Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
-- You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
-- The dryer has shrunk every single pair of your jeans.
-- Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
-- You're dialing up every bumper sticker with a "How's my driving?" phone number.
-- You're considering that God might be male.
-- You're daydreaming about menopause.
-- You're adding bacon bits to your popcorn.
-- You're crying in the drugstore because they're out of orange Tic-Tacs.
-- The ibuprofen bottle is empty again.
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