There was a nintey-year-old lady who was still a virgin. One morning she was awakened by an itching in her crotch, so she went to a doctor.
The doctore told her, Lady, you have crabs. Since she'd never had anything to do with anybody, she said Maybe I should get a second opinion, so she went to another doctor and he examined her.
The doctor came in to discuss his finding and said I have good and bad news. The good news is you dont have crabs. The bad news is that your cherry rotted.
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