The Penis requests a
promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
--has to work hard;
--has to work at great depths
--has to work upside down
--has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work
--has to work in a high humidity environment
--has to work at high temperatures
--does not get weekends and holidays off
--does not get time off after extra hours of work
--has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness.
Request denied for the following reasons:
- does not work 8 hours in a row
- does not answer immediately to all requests
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work
- shows no fidelity to the workplace
- retires too early
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
- sometimes leaves work too early.
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