A young girl goes to her doctor. The doctor runs some tests and tells her she is pregnant.
The girl says, "I can't be! The only men I've been around are nudists from my colony, and we only practice sex with our eyes."
"Well, my dear," says the doctor, "Someone in that colony must be cockeyed."
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