Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking.
"What do you want for breakfast?" asked the mother.
"S**t, I want some f**king pancakes," said the first brother.
The mother slapped him across the face.
"We don''t talk like that in this house. Now, how about you, son? I hope you''ve learned a lesson from your brother. What do you want for breakfast?"
"I''ve sure learned my lesson! You can bet your ass I don''t want any f**king pancakes!"
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