Once there was a guy that went in a whorehouse and says, What can I get for five bucks? The madam says, Second door on the right and fuck whatever is there. He goes, sees a pig, figured Whaddya want for five bucks? and fucks it.
The next week he comes back and asks what he can get for $20. The madam says, Second floor, second door on the right, watch what happens. He goes in, sits down and looks down, he sees a glass floor with a view of a guy fucking a chicken on the first floor. He says to the man next to him, Look at him with the chicken. That's crazy. The guy responds, You shoulda been here last week -- some guy was fucking a pig!
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