I spent the entire day listening to my roommate name the women he'd like to get. 'Yeah, I'd like to get a hold of that Sharon Stone, man, Carmen Electra. I'd like to get a hold of that Madonna.' I'm sure Madonna would love that, too, Bill. What in the hell are you gonna show Madonna that she hasn't seen before? A gut? Your Velcro wallet? A coupon? NFL sheets?
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