I've been going to a lot of gay bars lately 'cause my friend works at one. My guy friends are blown away by this, they're like, 'Dude, you go to gay bars? That is weird. If some gay guy ever hit on me I don't know what I would do.' How 'bout you just not have sex with him?
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