Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died."You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"
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