I f**k girls, by the way, surprise everybody. People tend not to believe me when I tell them that. Not here, in New York, or in LA, where I'm from, but in the middle party of the country -- the kinda blergh party of the country, the kinda gross-yuck part of the country -- it's worse than you think! Basically, when I step east of Los Angeles, it's just banjo music all the way to New York.
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