Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.
The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight."
The other man asks how many chickens are in the sack.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the first redneck, "If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack, I'll give them both to you."
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