Out in L.A., when girls are hungry, they're like, 'Oh my God, I'm, like, really hungry. I could, like, totally go for, like, a tofu brussels sprout lettuce wrap.' I'm from Ohio. When I'm hungry, I'm like, 'I can really go for some cow right now, just a whole f**king cow.'
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