A blonde walked up to a man and said, Give me your wallet. The man said, Okay, but give me the gun.The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, You're an idiot -- there's no bullets in the gun. The man replied, You're the idiot -- there's no money in the wallet.
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