One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.
"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?"
"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"
Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy is now available at the Comedy Central Shop.