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Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "

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Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard

Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually -- and you will, too.

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Views: 11,223
Posted: 11/22/2009

Jeff Dunham - Walter - Sex

Walter and his wife have sex zero times a week.

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Views: 32,699
Posted: 07/17/2003

Larry The Cable Guy - Marriage

Larry the Cable Guy thought it would be cool if he and his wife were both named Larry.

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Views: 121,907
Posted: 02/13/2005

Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

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Views: 9,198
Posted: 11/06/2009

Dane Cook - Deleting the Numbers

Dane's parents both passed away, but he's not ready to delete their numbers from his cell phone yet.

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Views: 52,234
Posted: 05/17/2009
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"If your rear end looks like two full grown raccoons wrestling in a fifty-pound bag of feed corn, say 'no' to spandex."
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