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Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words?

"Hey, watch this! "

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Jeff Dunham - Christmas Carols

Achmed sings Jeff some special Christmas carols.

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Views: 480,539
Posted: 11/11/2008

Anthony Jeselnik - Christmas

The best Christmas present is something that you make yourself. Like crystal meth.

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Views: 32,024
Posted: 01/16/2009

Kumail Nanjiani - Coney Island Cyclone

Riding the Coney Island Cyclone is like paying a guy to punch you all over.

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Views: 5,030
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Greg Behrendt - Talk About Sex

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

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Views: 13,655
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Jon Reep - The Ass Collector

Jon comes face to ass with the biggest, roundest, lumpiest, widest, most glorious ass anyone has ever seen ever.

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Views: 18,185
Posted: 10/17/2009
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