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Gilbert Gottfried: Mother Teresa's Miracle

told by Gilbert Gottfried on June 16, 2002

I always felt bad for Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa lived a whole life helping starving children and dying villages, but she could never be declared a saint 'cause she never...

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